look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
Awe yis, someone get me Vera
This one time I tripped
This one time I split my forehead open
This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t
This one time my horse turned a wall into a meat grinder with my leg. Still got the leg and the horse. And my parents.