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Reblog if you were ever bullied.

troylerloving:

wearehighonwifi:

caitlincst:

kingforhermione:

rox1108:

007-reporting:

angelsontheearth:

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That’s disgusting.

Well done society.

Well done.

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I swear if this gets any more notes then I fear for the next generation.

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Dear God

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pricklylegs:

These are gold.

My boyfriend and I have a bunch of accessory pillows, and when we’re on bed we stack them on the sides. One night, we were watching a movie and he said “Hey baby, hand me an extra pillow” to prop himself up more. I looked at him, looked at the pillow a little more than an arms length away and said, “nope.” He just stared at me, “what!? Why not?” I didnt wanna tell him i was too lazy to reach for it, so I said, “…my stuff’s on it.”

I didn’t lie, my baseball cap was sitting on top of the pillows.

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tyleroakley:

entropiaorganizada:

hookteeth:

… Y’see, now, y’see, I’m looking at this, thinking, squares fit together better than circles, so, say, if you wanted a box of donuts, a full box, you could probably fit more square donuts in than circle donuts if the circumference of the circle touched the each of the corners of the square donut.
So you might end up with more donuts.
But then I also think… Does the square or round donut have a greater donut volume? Is the number of donuts better than the entire donut mass as a whole?
Hrm.
HRM.

A round donut with radius R1 occupies the same space as a square donut with side 2R1. If the center circle of a round donut has a radius R2 and the hole of a square donut has a side 2R2, then the area of a round donut is πR12 - πr22. The area of a square donut would be then 4R12 - 4R22. This doesn’t say much, but in general and  throwing numbers, a full box of square donuts has more donut per donut than a full box of round donuts.The interesting thing is knowing exactly how much more donut per donut we have. Assuming first a small center hole (R2 = R1/4) and replacing in the proper expressions, we have a 27,6% more donut in the square one (Round: 15πR12/16 ≃ 2,94R12, square: 15R12/4 = 3,75R12). Now, assuming a large center hole (R2 = 3R1/4) we have a 27,7% more donut in the square one (Round: 7πR12/16 ≃ 1,37R12, square: 7R12/4 = 1,75R12). This tells us that, approximately, we’ll have a 27% bigger donut if it’s square than if it’s round.
tl;dr: Square donuts have a 27% more donut per donut in the same space as a round one.

Thank you donut side of Tumblr.


More doughnut pr doughnut

tyleroakley:

entropiaorganizada:

hookteeth:

… Y’see, now, y’see, I’m looking at this, thinking, squares fit together better than circles, so, say, if you wanted a box of donuts, a full box, you could probably fit more square donuts in than circle donuts if the circumference of the circle touched the each of the corners of the square donut.

So you might end up with more donuts.

But then I also think… Does the square or round donut have a greater donut volume? Is the number of donuts better than the entire donut mass as a whole?

Hrm.

HRM.

A round donut with radius R1 occupies the same space as a square donut with side 2R1. If the center circle of a round donut has a radius R2 and the hole of a square donut has a side 2R2, then the area of a round donut is πR12 - πr22. The area of a square donut would be then 4R12 - 4R22. This doesn’t say much, but in general and  throwing numbers, a full box of square donuts has more donut per donut than a full box of round donuts.

The interesting thing is knowing exactly how much more donut per donut we have. Assuming first a small center hole (
R2 = R1/4) and replacing in the proper expressions, we have a 27,6% more donut in the square one (Round: 15πR12/16 ≃ 2,94R12, square: 15R12/4 = 3,75R12). Now, assuming a large center hole (R2 = 3R1/4) we have a 27,7% more donut in the square one (Round: 7πR12/16 ≃ 1,37R12, square: 7R12/4 = 1,75R12). This tells us that, approximately, we’ll have a 27% bigger donut if it’s square than if it’s round.


tl;dr: Square donuts have a 27% more donut per donut in the same space as a round one.

Thank you donut side of Tumblr.

More doughnut pr doughnut

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"Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?"

plightofthevalkyries:

Suddenly, there is a great rumbling.

Over hill, over dale, through forest, through fog, they come. Some walk. Some fly. Some crawl. Some simply move deep within the bowels of the earth. They are massive in number, terrifying in their fury. They blot out the sun from the grass below. They nearly shake the earth from orbit with their rage.

They are the English majors. 

They give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

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dreamingofseattle:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

just got my bottom wire on so THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES 

jesus calm down, plenty of things disolve resin cement and I have a dremel. All’s good ^__^

Show Your Ram Pride

Hey tumblr guys,

I’m issuing the internet equivalent to the twilight bark! Westboro Baptist Church is on it’s way to protest the Spring Graduation of Colorado State University in Fort Collins, Co. They have stated that we are god-hating, god-HATED, drinking, raping, fornicating fag lovers, and that we are doomed as an entire generation. 

I for one am proud to live in a community that is so accepting and loving that we’ve drawn radicalist attention! We are organizing a counter protest!!! Come out and stand with us to show that we love our neighbors, and that we proudly take all kinds of kinds here in Northern Colorado. Help protect our graduates from needless ridicule and keep this day special for them.

The protest of Westboro’s protest will take place on Saturday, May 17 at 4pm on the corner of Meridian and Plum.

I hope to see ya’ll there!