Have you ever been…

eating probiotic yogurt and thought that you could actually feel the bacteria shaking their proverbial fists in your general direction as you move the spoon toward your mouth? And hear then scream in discomfort as they suffer into your digestive tract? Then! Just as you think you’re gonna vomit and eject all those innocent millions, they take a look a look around your innards and are like “yeah, this is actually nice. Now, all we have to do is get rid of those loud, unruly neighbors.”

Suddenly your health improves.

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cross out the things you’ve done

Graduated high schoolKissed someone. Collected something really silly. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Snorted cocaineRode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone.  Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Accidentally burned yourself. Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep.  Spent over $200 in one dayFlown on a plane. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school.Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins. Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to EuropeLoved someone you shouldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Taken a taxi.  Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Know someone with HIV or AIDSPlayed on a sports team. Snuck out of the houseSwore at a teacher. Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship. Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience. Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol. Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.Become a God

I added something ;)

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We’ll find you Hans.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because hans cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

I couldn’t not reblog…

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Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

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