Suddenly, there is a great rumbling.
Over hill, over dale, through forest, through fog, they come. Some walk. Some fly. Some crawl. Some simply move deep within the bowels of the earth. They are massive in number, terrifying in their fury. They blot out the sun from the grass below. They nearly shake the earth from orbit with their rage.
They are the English majors.
They give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
just got my bottom wire on so THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES
jesus calm down, plenty of things disolve resin cement and I have a dremel. All’s good ^__^
Hey tumblr guys,
I’m issuing the internet equivalent to the twilight bark! Westboro Baptist Church is on it’s way to protest the Spring Graduation of Colorado State University in Fort Collins, Co. They have stated that we are god-hating, god-HATED, drinking, raping, fornicating fag lovers, and that we are doomed as an entire generation.
I for one am proud to live in a community that is so accepting and loving that we’ve drawn radicalist attention! We are organizing a counter protest!!! Come out and stand with us to show that we love our neighbors, and that we proudly take all kinds of kinds here in Northern Colorado. Help protect our graduates from needless ridicule and keep this day special for them.
The protest of Westboro’s protest will take place on Saturday, May 17 at 4pm on the corner of Meridian and Plum.
I hope to see ya’ll there!